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  • The Big Sex Thread

    Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

    Where's the craziest place you've done it?

    Titty fucking? y/n

    How old were you when you lost your virginity?

    Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

    AND GO!


  • #2
    Originally posted by GidgetGein View Post
    Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

    Where's the craziest place you've done it?

    Titty fucking? y/n

    How old were you when you lost your virginity?

    Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

    AND GO!
    I you

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    • #3
      It's the big sex thread. I have a small penis. Does that exclude me from posting?

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      • #4
        Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by sarsoor View Post
          Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!
          We don't already do that?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
            I you
            I know. I know.

            Originally posted by brain dead View Post
            It's the big sex thread. I have a small penis. Does that exclude me from posting?
            Yes. Get out.

            Originally posted by sarsoor View Post
            Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!
            And yours.

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            • #7
              This should make for some good lolz.

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              • #8
                Mods please don't lock this thread.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by GidgetGein View Post
                  Yes. Get out.
                  *opens penis enlargement email*
                  *clicks highly suspect link*
                  *enters credit card details*
                  See you in 4-6 weeks, guys.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by stewietantrum
                    Weird locations? When I was in high school, I took a trip with my mom and girlfriend. While my mom was driving, I sat in the backseat of the car directly behind her with my (then) girlfriend and got a blowjob. She pretended to be sleeping with her head on my lap.
                    This is awesome. I know I'd be that oblivious as a mom.

                    Anyway, I've never done it in a weird place... Except for in this cabin that looked like the cabin from Evil Dead.

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                    • #11
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                      • #12
                        Lost my virginity when I was 15 a week before my 16th birthday. Done it with 5 chicks total and never done it in a weird place.

                        I've literally tried everything in the book except for anal. Would love to try it one day though.

                        Got my fair share of blowjobs through the years. Weirdest place I got a blowjob was in my first girlfriends school in the ladies toilet.

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                        • #13
                          I'm not chicken shit I've just already divulged all this information.

                          Lost my virginity when I was 16 while skinny dipping in the lake (not sanitary I know)

                          Craziest place is hard to pinpoint. Golf course twice (they're abandoned at night and easy to get in to I suggest you try it if you've never fucked anywhere crazy)I forgot that I was allergic to grass so the second time didn't end well, park, walking trail, boathouse, Fast food restroom, construction site. Weighed the odds of doing it in a gym hottub but that would have been unsanitary, rude, and hard to pull off.

                          I've been surrounded by water and forest most of my life so I did it in nature a lot.

                          Oh and I don't have the tits required to be titty fucked so nay to that.
                          Last edited by voodoo_dolly; 01-22-2011, 06:42 PM.

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                          • #14
                            I have little to no control over the bottom half of my body. I was getting a blow job from this chick once and I was honestly afraid I was going to pee in the poor bitches mouth. Before that I had been doing some four play and had like half my hand in her vag (she definitely was no stranger to the cock), I fucked her for a little bit but then she said her mom was on her way home (that sounded bad. She was of age she just lived in this shitty little apartment with her parents) and not paying attention to what I was doing I introduced myself to her mom by shaking her hand with the same hand I used to ruin her daughters vag earlier. I mean this thing was like a glazed doughnut a half hour earlier (which I think I just wiped off on her couch), she had to have noticed some smell. I couldnt even hold the phone next to my head when I was telling my friend about it on the way back.
                            If I win the lottery, I'm keeping you in an endless sea of bitches.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by stewietantrum
                              That's... interesting, man. Gross too. Could you imagine if you'd actually pissed in her mouth? That's like some kinky, next level shit that Dolly would be into.

                              Just kidding. you, Doll.
                              I draw the line at golden showers. Female midgets dressed up as clowns with glow in the dark double sided dildos I can live with but I'll be damned before someone pisses on me.

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