But you are right, I should immediately head for Emma's puss. I would rather eat her Labia Majora than sniff some fugly coke from it. Or pour some of it into her backdoor and sniff it back up into my nose.
Damn, did I just say that?!
May I steal this and replace Emma with Jennifer Lawrence
Yes even the backdoor comment
2015 Horror Draft!
1. It Follows
4. The Burning
7. Child's Play
9. The Descent
10. Darkness Falls
11. Ginger Snaps
Well, here is my opinion on the matter. I do not think it will happen but if the world starts going to shit there isnt much that can be done no matter how much water I have stocked up or how stocked my weapon arsenal is. Or if the earth does vanish in a cloud of dust it wont matter will it we will all be dead.
When I was young I was subjected to a heavy dose of Christian stuff. What freaks me out more than the Mayan thing is it's also coinciding with biblical prophecy events going on right now. In Revelations, the crux of the Armageddon conflict is the destruction of Israel by the rest of world. I'm paraphrasing here, but it speaks of a "false peace" and the world attacking the place in unison. All this is supposed to happen a couple of millennia after the birth of Christ. Keep in mind that it was written before Israel even existed as a country, that was predicted as well. Creepy.
I don't think the world's going to end soon, but it certainly feels like it sometimes.
I'm going to do the same thing I do every night, play internet poker while watching movies, drink tea and occasionally come in here and post opinions that nobody reads... maybe throw a fapping in somewhere during the night but we'll just have to wait and see how the night unfolds