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  • Armageddon, Dec. 21th - we will all die!

    Only four days left and then...forever emptiness, despair and a blue planet without human beings. Finally might some say.

    But not so fast! First I need to see the next Hobbit movie and Bayern Munich winning the Champions League trophy and shit. Plus countless other stuff I want to check out.

    How did the old Bilbo Baggins put it? Well, I am ready for quite another adventure.

    What do you think?
    "I want this place to go nuts, north, south, east, west, left, right! Activate this dance floor!!"
    Scott Vogel from Terror

  • #2
    I'm sure we'll be fine.

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    • #3
      So excited! Can't wait.

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      • #4
        I've got all my zombie weapons ready.


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        • #5
          No more student loan payments!

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          • #6
            It will be the most annoying day in history.

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            • #7
              I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

              Cinema Junkyard

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              • #8
                Originally posted by floyd2006 View Post
                I'm ready for the zombie apocalypse

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                • #9
                  Can't wait. Might have to have an Apocalyptic movie marathon with The Thing, Prince of Darkness and In the Mouth of Madness.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post
                    Only four days left and then...forever emptiness, despair and a blue planet without human beings. Finally might some say.

                    But not so fast! First I need to see the next Hobbit movie and Bayern Munich winning the Champions League trophy and shit. Plus countless other stuff I want to check out.

                    How did the old Bilbo Baggins put it? Well, I am ready for quite another adventure.

                    What do you think?
                    Seriously, the world is coming to an end and your concern is seeing the Hobbit before you die?

                    With your affinity for Emma, I thought your answer would have been to kidnap Emma Watson, buy an eight ball of coke and sniff it off of EW's Labia Majora until she finally submitted to your anal demands.

                    Aim higher my friend.

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                    • #11
                      I predict the same thing will happen that has happened on every day that people have predicted the world will end in my lifetime: nothing.

                      Just another regular ass, uneventful day.

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                        • #13
                          To look at this in a serious light and believe what the Mayan's actually thought, we will just be entering into a new age of enlightenment and knowledge, not exploding into oblivion or anything of that sort. So the people who are preparing for that are misinformed and doubly wrong.

                          I had a personal theory on this whole situation. Considering that the human brain operates on different wavelengths and energies, what if all the human brains suddenly synced up on the same wavelength and we all became aware of our collective consciousness and began to strive towards goals as a whole race. We would realize that all of our selfish goals were based in ignorance. All of our old buildings and records would fall into disrepair and be forgotten about in the pursuit of new and better things. This would explain why our history only goes back so far and we have lost a lot of our past. Eventually, all of our brains would slowly fall back apart and we would begin pursuing our old goals of war and fortune. This is a completely farfetched theory that I don't even believe in at all, I just thought it was fun to think about.

                          Or Nibiru comes back around and we gain full disclosure of alien life.

                          Or John Cusack drives an RV over a chasm

                          Or absolutely nothing occurs. Regardless, I have to work that night so I'll be in a shit position either way.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Caustic Coffee View Post
                            Seriously, the world is coming to an end and your concern is seeing the Hobbit before you die?

                            With your affinity for Emma, I thought your answer would have been to kidnap Emma Watson, buy an eight ball of coke and sniff it off of EW's Labia Majora until she finally submitted to your anal demands.

                            Aim higher my friend.

                            But you are right, I should immediately head for Emma's puss. I would rather eat her Labia Majora than sniff some fugly coke from it. Or pour some of it into her backdoor and sniff it back up into my nose.

                            Damn, did I just say that?!
                            "I want this place to go nuts, north, south, east, west, left, right! Activate this dance floor!!"
                            Scott Vogel from Terror

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Shoggoth View Post
                              To look at this in a serious light and believe what the Mayan's actually thought, we will just be entering into a new age of enlightenment and knowledge, not exploding into oblivion or anything of that sort. So the people who are preparing for that are misinformed and doubly wrong.

                              I had a personal theory on this whole situation. Considering that the human brain operates on different wavelengths and energies, what if all the human brains suddenly synced up on the same wavelength and we all became aware of our collective consciousness and began to strive towards goals as a whole race. We would realize that all of our selfish goals were based in ignorance. All of our old buildings and records would fall into disrepair and be forgotten about in the pursuit of new and better things. This would explain why our history only goes back so far and we have lost a lot of our past. Eventually, all of our brains would slowly fall back apart and we would begin pursuing our old goals of war and fortune. This is a completely farfetched theory that I don't even believe in at all, I just thought it was fun to think about.

                              Or Nibiru comes back around and we gain full disclosure of alien life.

                              Or John Cusack drives an RV over a chasm

                              Or absolutely nothing occurs. Regardless, I have to work that night so I'll be in a shit position either way.
                              Good point. If there is anyone on the planet who can save us from the apocalypse, it's John Cusack.

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