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  • Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
    With whipped cream please.

    Speaking of which. While we were in Tennessee we stopped by a sex shop and bought a variety pack that had one vibrator, three dildos, a cock ring, anal beads, and vag/anal balls all for 57.00.

    The store proprietor asked Adam after I walked out if we were into threesome.

    Oh and they had a hottub at the cabin where we had Russell Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall style sex whoop whoop! Good times.
    What the heck is a cock ring?

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    • Originally posted by TheReturnOfSarsoor View Post
      What the heck is a cock ring?
      a ring you put around your cock and balls while your dick is soft you put it around both dick and balls and when you get hard it supposedly helps you llast longer.

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      • ^^^ what he said. Mine also has a clitoral stimulator on it.
        Last edited by voodoo_dolly; 03-01-2013, 01:33 PM.

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        • Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post
          Those things are a perfect replacement for those boring skulls ->
          Can you animate them?
          57 Hookers and Counting....

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          • Originally posted by Santa Sangre View Post
            You seem to be a very naughty and horny gal.
            Pls continue.

            You shouldn't wish, do it!
            Those things are a perfect replacement for those boring skulls ->
            Can you animate them?

            I had some pent up sexual frustration I needed to use. I went to the bar last week and met a really cool guy who sang karaoke with me and tried to to teach me how to dance. We had a few drinks and he asked if he could kiss me. I said no though I really wanted to bc it awoke the sexual prowler in me that had been asleep for a long time. It left me with mad lady blue balls. Good thing for Adam that I took it out on him instead.

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            • Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
              ^^^ what he said. Mine also has a clitoral stimulator on it.
              one day you are home alone can I come over and beast fuck you until I blow my load all over your tits and face?

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              • Tonight might go pretty well for me. This girl Ive been trying to fuck is coming over to get stoned so this might be my chance.

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                • Originally posted by Frey View Post
                  one day you are home alone can I come over and beast fuck you until I blow my load all over your tits and face?
                  Mighty tempting proposition you're handing me there. Especially the whole "beast fuck". That was particularly intriguing.

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                  • Originally posted by Frey View Post
                    a ring you put around your cock and balls while your dick is soft you put it around both dick and balls and when you get hard it supposedly helps you llast longer.


                    That is the dumbest thing ever.

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                    • Originally posted by voodoo_dolly View Post
                      Mighty tempting proposition you're handing me there. Especially the whole "beast fuck". That was particularly intriguing.
                      If you film it, either you or Frey can draft it in the AGD.
                      57 Hookers and Counting....

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                      • Originally posted by TheReturnOfSarsoor View Post


                        That is the dumbest thing ever.
                        I'll try it out tonight to see if it works.

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                          • Originally posted by voodoo_dolly
                            Who knows I could become the next Kim K. Haha except without the multitude of physical assets.
                            You still have the main asset.
                            57 Hookers and Counting....

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                            • Originally posted by H.P. Pufncraft View Post
                              You still have the main asset.

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                              • Wasn't Stoker released in theaters today? I tried to look up showtimes today but it's not playing at any of the theaters in Buffalo.
                                57 Hookers and Counting....

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