Willowfang

Awwww!!!

Well... now and then mind you...

Oh I'm ok with what I've got. But I'm a girl, and we are weird when it comes to our own self image.

Aww thank you. Truly.
I happen to have a VERY self depriacting snese of humor and body dismorphic disorder, so I often come across as really hard on myself. but it's really just my form of joking. Well... that and I hate myself.
But thank you hun, truly. xox

Awww that is way too cute but so throughly wrong!

Oh please! The one and only time I had a peeping tom outside my window, he took one look at me and clawed his own eyes out.

To what?! Men oggling in through my childrens window??
I don't have children hun!

He wasn't so much strange as the sort of guy you'd expect to find peering through your childrens window having a wank!

The creepy guy stroking his face like it's the greatest turn on of all time ruined the cute bunny song.

Coolio, I like that as a form of treatment.