mr brainbug

Not Dead Yet

Last Activity: 04-01-2012 07:11 AM

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11-22-2011 07:18 PM
HauntedHooch!e

Happy Birthday stranger!
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09-27-2011 12:53 PM
Orange_Sody_84

Dude... I put up with Squirrels in my fucking attic for weeks and weeks!! one of them died and a bunch of flies kept congregating in my room. I'd hear them scratching above and behind my bed every night. I'd switch rooms and they'd move to that side! we put Mothballs in and they'd remove them! finally we got new siding and called an Exterminator and got rid of them.
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09-24-2011 10:38 AM
mr brainbug

thank you, it is amazing, people laughed when i started, now when i walk down the street in my ceremonial pink silk robe, high heels, cowboy hat, and my award winning hobo racing team at my side, whos laughing now eh?
09-23-2011 03:43 PM
Freddy's girl

your occupation is amazing.
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09-19-2011 07:06 AM
creepozoid

Hello dear chap. How the cult getting along, any members yet?
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08-14-2011 12:57 PM
Orange_Sody_84

Are Rats really a big problem in England? that sounds terrible. :/
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05-18-2011 06:05 PM
reanimator567

hey thats cool that ur getting another tattoo! so whats ur tattoo going to be?
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04-22-2011 04:35 AM
Addianton

Thanks for the friend request.
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10-25-2010 02:12 PM
moogychu

Haha, hi. I'd just like to say Plymouth is also a magical place full of wonder and enchantment.
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07-01-2010 01:14 PM
Zombie Apoc

hey bro, whats up
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About Me

About mr brainbug

Biography

only take the recommended dose, unless your listening to pink floyd

Location

TELFORD, ENGLAND,such a magical place. Filled with enchantment and wonder, also killer rats.

Interests

whiskey,films, video games, going to the pub, playing pool, darts, drowning witches, hobo racing, trying to build my own robot, i just need a human brain, wait there are people at my door with pitchforks, noooooo, i think they've gone, can you smell burning, quick grab the samples, why wont they let me experiment? they were dead, dead i tell you. i think the've gone, igor grab me the vasaline and the hoover, i need to calm down. ooh thats better, right then lets get back to work, igor grab them pringles tubes, the broom handles, the roller skates, the insides of an 80's wall street computer, that smashed up mannequin i got arrested for, itll work damn it, i will marry her, igor dont look at me like that, just because your made of lego you cant judge me. where are my special tools?, o there they are, next to my broken time machine, people believe me an alarm clock taped to a unicycle doesnt work. igor hook up them cables to that car battery, its working, and they thought i was mad.

Occupation

printer+ ive just started my own cult but its just me in a dress at the moment dancing around a bush

Favorite Horror Movie

HALLOWEEN, first one i ever saw

About Me

I once danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, we did the robot .....Once i saw a blimp....Then there was that incident at the owl sanctuary, but i dont want to talk about it....once i held my breath so fiercely i burst all the blood vessels in my face and shit my nappy, this was only two years ago. i think ive drank to much turps again,mmm,lovely turps,once i drank 7 cans of special brew down the park and thought i was some sort of wizard, many people were offended and thought my spells were wrong, whats wrong with spinning as fast as you can ,naked, urinating all over the flowers, i was trying to create a time vortex, it was the screaming that made the police arrive. but it must have worked, because i couldn't remember a thing about the previous night, and was magicaly transported into a police cell with two broken ribs. spooky!!

Music

zepplin,motorhead, ac/dc,ozzy,mettalica, iron maiden,the wurzels, dumpys rusty nuts, pink floyd,chilli peppers, foo fighters,the who,Hannah Mont...shit, napalm death, guns and roses, slayer, anthrax, and my own band, which is just me screaming into a tuba while midgets whip me with bamboo canes, the first single should be out in the summer, i also farted into a trombone once,the sound,oh the sound mmm, why did they throw me out of the music shop? i wasn't totally naked,i still had my socks on. i am also in a cover band with my mate mad phil, he sleeps in a shopping trolley filled with grass,not because he has to, he wants to.

Movies

,SLASHERS, ZOMBIE FILMS,80S COMEDIES,ACTION, PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING APART FROM PERIOD DRAMAS AND SHIT.PERSONEL FAVES INCLUDE DISTRICT 9, JASON 6, LA HAINE, CHOPPER, TAKEN, PULP FICTION, DAY OF THE DEAD,TRAINSPOTTING, SIN CITY, ICHI THE KILLER, HALLOWEEN,REC,OLD BOY, 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, CITY OF GOD,LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, NEAR DARK, THE EXORCIST, ROMPER STOMPER, FROM DUSK TILL DAWN,THE CARE BEARS MOVIE......SHIT AGAIN.. BRONSON,WATCHMEN,MY HOOVER DEMONSTRATION VIDEO,PREDATOR,DOG SOLDIERS,NAUGHTY NURSES 6...DAMN IT.A CLOCKWORK ORANGE,SCUM,ALIENS,HOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN LADDER,EVIL DEAD TRILOGY,DEAD MANS SHOES, THE THING,HOSTEL,HELLRAISER 1+2, HOW TO COOK ROADKILL DVD,mmm squirell,that'll do tonight.sorry.AUDITION,BULLIT,THE HILLS HAVE EYES(all),TRICK R TREAT, ARGENTO FILMS, THE SHINING,NIGHTBREED,INSIDE,RAMBO,CASINO,SWITCHBLADE ROMANCE.MARTYRS,ONCEWERE WARRIORS,MONTY PYTHON FILMS,DOBERMANN, I COULD SIT HERE ALL NIGHT ADDING TO THIS LIST, drive was good

Books

OLD JAMES HERBERT AT THE MOMENT,TV GUIDE, WHERES WALLY,COLOURING IN BOOKS, PHONE BOOKS,SEX MANUALS. HUNTER S THOMPSON, CLIVE BARKER, CANDY BAR WRAPPERS, VIZ, THAT HORRIBLE TWISTED BOOK >JAMIE OLIVERS COOKBOOK...NO! I WANT TO EAT FAT, GREASE AND SKIN,THIS BOOK ISNT A FAVOURITE, WHY AM I.....help me, i dont feel very well. phew i knew i shouldnt have eaten that dead swan, but it was so nice, oh dear here comes the rusty ass water..... sweet mercy,please let it stop, ooh thank heavens for that. I also read pop up books, mr men, and books about serial killers.

TV

old 80s cartoons, fringe,spartacus,luther,sons of anarchy,true blood,south park,oh fuck it i will wa

Sex

Male
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