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Old 02-09-2013, 04:07 AM   #25
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You wouldn't befriend a married woman? You shallow, shallow man. I see they are merely objects of sex for you. Sad, sad, sad.
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What else are they for? Friends? What are you, gay?

Like Heretic said.

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Sounds like most male members on here...

Welcome to BD, since you're a gal, expect to become very popular!
A married gal, which is a downer in the first place.
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