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Old 02-09-2013, 04:07 AM   #25
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Originally Posted by oxley View Post
You wouldn't befriend a married woman? You shallow, shallow man. I see they are merely objects of sex for you. Sad, sad, sad.
Originally Posted by Heretic View Post
What else are they for? Friends? What are you, gay?

Like Heretic said.

Originally Posted by The Bear Jew View Post
Sounds like most male members on here...

Welcome to BD, since you're a gal, expect to become very popular!
A married gal, which is a downer in the first place.
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Originally Posted by Voodoo Doll
I would jizz on you if I were a man. I would jizz on everything if I had a penis for one day. Oh man I bet that feels so good. You guys are so lucky.
Originally Posted by Heretic
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