Leatherface 3D / Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D

[Visitor Q]

This could be the worst film I have ever seen. And no, this isn't a fanboy rant, TCM as a franchise has always been hit or miss IMO. Also, when I say worst film ever, I don't mean the worst in the franchise or the worst horror film. I mean the worst film I've ever seen....ever. TCM 3D is just stupid. Every scene, every character, every action they make is just stupid. None of it makes any sense. I got a headache just watching this movie, literally. I get it, it is movie. Shut off your brain and enjoy it,but you would have to be legally brain dead to even except the level stupidity this movie offers. It is insulting to say the least.

Btw, don't even get me started on the lack of tits in this movie. I am so not that guy who roots for tits in a film. Go back through my posts, tits are something I've never discussed here or have I ever posted in one of the porn threads here. But, if you are going to tease tits the whole film, hell even put the women in situations where their tits would flop out, then god damn it I better see some fun bags. But, in the big picture the tits are just one of many many problems with this movie. This movie is garbage.

[The Revelator]

Originally Posted by Visitor Q

This could be the worst film I have ever seen. And no, this is a fanboy rant, TCM as a franchise has always been hit or miss IMO. Also, when I say worst film ever, I don't mean the worst in the franchise or the worst horror film. I mean the worst film I ever seen....ever. TCM 3D is just stupid. Every scene, every character, every action they make is just stupid. None of it makes any sense. I got a headache just watching this movie, literally. I get it, it is movie. Shut off your brain and enjoy it,but you would have to be legally brain dead to even except the level stupidity this movie offers. It is insulting to say the least.

Btw, don't even get me started on the lack of tits in this movie. I am so not that guy who roots for tits in a film. Go back through my posts, tits are something I've never discussed here or have I ever posted in one of the porn threads here. But, if you are going to tease tits the whole film, hell even put the women in situations where their tits would flop out, then god damn it I better see some fun bags. But, in the big picture the tits are just one of many many problems with this movie. This movie is garbage.

It's one of the worst films I've seen in a very long time. I can't really add more to my criticism. It was disgustingly bad for me.

[Frey]

When we got home earlier all of my son's favorite cartoons had gone off for the night so I put the tv on American Dad and during a commercial break they showed a clip from the new Robot Chicken Sunday and it said Jason and Mikey Myers becom bffs and Leatherface gets jealous and goes on a rampage. Glad to see Seth Green a;;reciates the REAL Leatherface as the clay figure was the orginal Leatherface and ot one of the others. As I said before NO ONE can be better than Gunnar.

[Santa]

Originally Posted by Visitor Q

Btw, don't even get me started on the lack of tits in this movie. I am so not that guy who roots for tits in a film. Go back through my posts, tits are something I've never discussed here or have I ever posted in one of the porn threads here. But, if you are going to tease tits the whole film, hell even put the women in situations where their tits would flop out, then god damn it I better see some fun bags. But, in the big picture the tits are just one of many many problems with this movie. This movie is garbage.

Now that's actually the real torture this movie is subjecting its victims to.

[Myerszilla]

Haha, Alexandra Daddario seems to do that a lot in movies. You get so close to a tit shot, but then no cigar.

[The Geek]

I really enjoyed this one. Dumb as a stump but a lot of fun. I got what I wanted out of it.

[zaglewiz]

Originally Posted by MovieGeek

I really enjoyed this one. Dumb as a stump but a lot of fun. I got what I wanted out of it.

Yeah same here dude. I went into it not expecting nothing more than a fun romp and got exactly that.

Originally Posted by Visitor Q

Btw, don't even get me started on the lack of tits in this movie. I am so not that guy who roots for tits in a film. Go back through my posts, tits are something I've never discussed here or have I ever posted in one of the porn threads here. But, if you are going to tease tits the whole film, hell even put the women in situations where their tits would flop out, then god damn it I better see some fun bags. But, in the big picture the tits are just one of many many problems with this movie. This movie is garbage.

Agreed! I've been waiting for a titty to fly out of the screen and slap me silly for a few years now.

[Frey]

Originally Posted by zaglewiz

Agreed! I've been waiting for a titty to fly out of the screen and slap me silly for a few years now.

Go see a 3D porn

[Midnight-Kroovy]

Just a quick question guys: What was the timeline of this movie?

It carried on immediately from the original 1974 and certainly looked 70's to me. We then skip to 2013. That makes the baby/girl 39? Damn she looks good for her age...

Am I right or wrong?

[The Geek]

Originally Posted by Midnight-Kroovy

Just a quick question guys: What was the timeline of this movie?

It carried on immediately from the original 1974 and certainly looked 70's to me. We then skip to 2013. That makes the baby/girl 39? Damn she looks good for her age...

Am I right or wrong?

They fucked up royally with the timeline. If you noticed they failed to mention the year the opening took place because they knew the general audience wouldn't care (and I know for a fact they didn't) They were, more or less, concerned with making this a modern TCM film and used the connection to the original to bait us fanboys in.