Corrupt a wish game - Page 697 - BLOODY-DISGUSTING

gwally · 01-14-2013, 06:10 AM

Granted, but they get tired of rabbit food and toss you into a stew pot.

I wish I had another cup of tea.

prettyscary · 01-14-2013, 07:23 AM

Granted but it's cold now!

I wish my family could get rid of this cold.

gwally · 01-15-2013, 07:03 PM

Granted, but now everyone has leprosy.

I wish I could get a side of coleslaw with that.

prettyscary · 01-16-2013, 08:04 AM

Granted though I have no idea what coleslaw has to do with leprosy.

I wish my ear would grow back.

gwally · 01-18-2013, 08:08 AM

Granted, but it grows back on your butt.

I wish you wouldn't stick your butt in everyone's face when they try to talk to you.

prettyscary · 01-25-2013, 07:50 AM

Granted, now I only put it there to fart.

I wish you'd speak up!

trachea · 02-03-2013, 11:10 PM

I do speak up.

.
I speak up all the time.. While you're having breakfast, driving, working, trying to get to sleep at night, that new book you just bought and are trying to read. Forget it.. I'm speaking.
When you're on the phone, watching t.v.
Family functions.
Meditating..... It'll never happen because I am speaking.

to you........ All the time.

I wish cheese tasted like chocolate and chocolate tasted like cheese.

prettyscary · 02-04-2013, 03:52 PM

Granted, but Valentine's Day and Wisconsin will never be the same.

I wish carbs melted fat.

trachea · 02-06-2013, 12:41 PM

Carbs melt your fat alright. Along with your bones causing you to be a snake like blob that wiggles around in a massive heap of flesh. You have a head that gets sat on the top of your heap of a body while you're transported around in a shopping cart....

I wish pizza the hut from SpaceBalls was real. I would so eat his freakin face off.

Frey · 02-06-2013, 05:38 PM

Granted, howver before you could get to him he ot locked inside his limo where he was forced to eat himself to death. Unfortianetly he died from his wounds and his remains were shot into the sun.

I wish I could write a likeable and original novel.

01-14-2013, 06:10 AM	#6961
gwally It... Won't... Die... gwally is handing out candy in your neighborhood. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Snowhio Posts: 18,854	Granted, but they get tired of rabbit food and toss you into a stew pot. I wish I had another cup of tea. __________________

01-14-2013, 07:23 AM	#6962
prettyscary Wererabbit prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,228	Granted but it's cold now! I wish my family could get rid of this cold. __________________

01-15-2013, 07:03 PM	#6963
gwally It... Won't... Die... gwally is handing out candy in your neighborhood. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Snowhio Posts: 18,854	Granted, but now everyone has leprosy. I wish I could get a side of coleslaw with that. __________________

01-16-2013, 08:04 AM	#6964
prettyscary Wererabbit prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,228	Granted though I have no idea what coleslaw has to do with leprosy. I wish my ear would grow back. __________________

01-18-2013, 08:08 AM	#6965
gwally It... Won't... Die... gwally is handing out candy in your neighborhood. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Snowhio Posts: 18,854	Granted, but it grows back on your butt. I wish you wouldn't stick your butt in everyone's face when they try to talk to you. __________________

01-25-2013, 07:50 AM	#6966
prettyscary Wererabbit prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,228	Granted, now I only put it there to fart. I wish you'd speak up! __________________

02-03-2013, 11:10 PM	#6967
trachea The Living Dead trachea is making her own "HOMEMADE" hotdogs. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,644	I do speak up.. I speak up all the time.. While you're having breakfast, driving, working, trying to get to sleep at night, that new book you just bought and are trying to read. Forget it.. I'm speaking. When you're on the phone, watching t.v. Family functions. Meditating..... It'll never happen because I am speaking. to you........ All the time. I wish cheese tasted like chocolate and chocolate tasted like cheese. __________________ jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

02-04-2013, 03:52 PM	#6968
prettyscary Wererabbit prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,228	Granted, but Valentine's Day and Wisconsin will never be the same. I wish carbs melted fat. __________________

02-06-2013, 12:41 PM	#6969
trachea The Living Dead trachea is making her own "HOMEMADE" hotdogs. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,644	Carbs melt your fat alright. Along with your bones causing you to be a snake like blob that wiggles around in a massive heap of flesh. You have a head that gets sat on the top of your heap of a body while you're transported around in a shopping cart.... I wish pizza the hut from SpaceBalls was real. I would so eat his freakin face off. __________________ jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

02-06-2013, 05:38 PM	#6970
Frey BANNED Frey is here to fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's destiny! Join Date: May 2010 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,832	Granted, howver before you could get to him he ot locked inside his limo where he was forced to eat himself to death. Unfortianetly he died from his wounds and his remains were shot into the sun. I wish I could write a likeable and original novel.

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