Corrupt a wish game

[trachea]

You write and finish what will be your greatest succes, your novel which is written on paper with a pencil, while takin a quick washroom break you come back to find your finished novel.. The one that would have changed people's lives, has been eaten by a sudden infestation of worms. A worm takeover that u would only read about in a best selling novel. Something u no longer have.

I wish the sky was green and purple polka dots.

[prettyscary]

Granted but the worms eat your eyeballs so you can't see it, and of course, you won't believe any of us when we tell you.

I wish my TV wasn't broke.

[trachea]

T.v was outlawed And no one owns a t.v anymore. Caught with a t.v means a life sentencein prison.

I wish I could invent something magnificent .

[prettyscary]

Granted, but no one believes it was your idea.

I wish I was Lily Munster.

[Frey]

Granted but once becoming her you find out she was once a he and still has a penis.

I wish Claire Dames would show up at my door and fuck me.

[Elvira Mistress of Dark]

Originally Posted by Frey

I wish Claire Dames would show up at my door and fuck me.

Claire's strap-on is both frighteningly large and jagged. You will bleed.



I wish the stupid people of the world would die.

[Frey]

Thine wish is granted but due to the overwhelming amount of rotting corpses around the globe, a poisonous toxen is released creating the 2nd black plague.

I wish I had more time to dedicate to Netflix on my PS3

[Elvira Mistress of Dark]

Originally Posted by Frey

I wish I had more time to dedicate to Netflix on my PS3

Granted. You now have plenty of time since you've lost the use of your legs in a car accident.


I wish beautiful women grew on trees.

[gwally]

Granted! And they actually taste like apples--verrrrry rotten apples.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

[Frey]

Granted but the operation to make them work was a failure and cause permanant blindness in your other 2 eyes.

I wish I was the best horror author of all time.