Corrupt a wish game - Page 699 - BLOODY-DISGUSTING

prettyscary · 02-13-2013, 09:27 AM

Granted, but the publishing houses are looking for more "twilightish" crap, and your work is not discovered until half a decade after you starve to death.

I wish Leigh Whannell was my concubine.

trachea · 02-15-2013, 03:24 PM

He is... But loathes you... Which makes you overeat.. And have a tv remote growing out of your left leg.

I wish my boyfriend knew what I was thinking.

Frey · 02-15-2013, 05:59 PM

Granted but now he wants to kill you.

I wish my movies would come in the mail

prettyscary · 02-19-2013, 07:13 AM

Granted, they are delivered today, by this guy.

I wish you had used FedEx.

gwally · 03-05-2013, 05:59 AM

Granted, but he forgot to cut air holes in the box so the live bunnies he was sending you are not going to be happy.

I wish I had a genie in a bottle . . .

prettyscary · 03-06-2013, 07:53 AM

Granted but he's agoraphobic and won't come out.

I wish spring would spring.

gwally · 03-06-2013, 02:09 PM

Granted, but you sleep straight through it.

I wish we could have one last big snow before the end of winter.

prettyscary · 03-07-2013, 07:58 AM

Granted! Followed by one big flood when it all melts 5 minutes later.

I wish I had floaties.

trachea · 03-13-2013, 03:29 PM

You have floaters, in your glass of water, and they're brown, and the water came from the toilet. And you didn't know that because the sick bastard who gave it to you is such a nice guy and teaches Sunday school and also volunteers at the local animal shelter, plus he writes kids books.

I wish I was amnedextrious and knew how to spell.

prettyscary · 03-14-2013, 07:06 AM

Granted, but you can only do math with your toes because your talented hands think it's beneath them.

I wish my ironing was done.

02-13-2013, 09:27 AM	#6981
prettyscary The Living Dead prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,176	Granted, but the publishing houses are looking for more "twilightish" crap, and your work is not discovered until half a decade after you starve to death. I wish Leigh Whannell was my concubine. __________________

02-15-2013, 03:24 PM	#6982
trachea The Living Dead trachea is making her own "HOMEMADE" hotdogs. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,644	He is... But loathes you... Which makes you overeat.. And have a tv remote growing out of your left leg. I wish my boyfriend knew what I was thinking. __________________ jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

02-19-2013, 07:13 AM	#6984
prettyscary The Living Dead prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,176	Granted, they are delivered today, by this guy. I wish you had used FedEx. __________________

03-05-2013, 05:59 AM	#6985
gwally It... Won't... Die... gwally is handing out candy in your neighborhood. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Snowhio Posts: 18,461	Granted, but he forgot to cut air holes in the box so the live bunnies he was sending you are not going to be happy. I wish I had a genie in a bottle . . . __________________

03-06-2013, 07:53 AM	#6986
prettyscary The Living Dead prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,176	Granted but he's agoraphobic and won't come out. I wish spring would spring. __________________

02-15-2013, 05:59 PM	#6983
Frey BANNED Frey is here to fulfill Ra's Al Ghul's destiny! Join Date: May 2010 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,851	Granted but now he wants to kill you. I wish my movies would come in the mail

03-06-2013, 02:09 PM	#6987
gwally It... Won't... Die... gwally is handing out candy in your neighborhood. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Snowhio Posts: 18,461	Granted, but you sleep straight through it. I wish we could have one last big snow before the end of winter. __________________

03-07-2013, 07:58 AM	#6988
prettyscary The Living Dead prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,176	Granted! Followed by one big flood when it all melts 5 minutes later. I wish I had floaties. __________________

03-13-2013, 03:29 PM	#6989
trachea The Living Dead trachea is making her own "HOMEMADE" hotdogs. Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Ontario Canada Posts: 2,644	You have floaters, in your glass of water, and they're brown, and the water came from the toilet. And you didn't know that because the sick bastard who gave it to you is such a nice guy and teaches Sunday school and also volunteers at the local animal shelter, plus he writes kids books. I wish I was amnedextrious and knew how to spell. __________________ jIMMY jOE'S GOT THE BALL AND WON'T GIVE IT UP!"

03-14-2013, 07:06 AM	#6990
prettyscary The Living Dead prettyscary is not going to let her freak flag fly before she irons it. Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Suskie Valley, PA Posts: 4,176	Granted, but you can only do math with your toes because your talented hands think it's beneath them. I wish my ironing was done. __________________

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