The 8th B-D Horror Picture Show

[mossy]

Originally Posted by zombie_freak13

We need to sit CrazyG down and inform him on the teachings or Raptor Jesus.

Well the congregation will convene at the usual time of 10pm on Saturday to baptise in beer all those who are worthy of our Lord Raptor Jesus's glory.
See you there Rev.

[crazygrusem]

Originally Posted by mossy

Well the congregation will convene at the usual time of 10pm on Saturday to baptise in beer all those who are worthy of our Lord Raptor Jesus's glory.
See you there Rev.

I think I'm ready to learn the truth.

But don't try anything fishy, the last time someone tried to convert me, they hit me in the back of the head, and I woke up in a bathtub full of urine while some strange man was trying to do the soul transfer.

[Micheal_Myers]

I'm still waiting for you to rescheadule, so I can finish converting you.

[zombie_freak13]

Originally Posted by mossy

Well the congregation will convene at the usual time of 10pm on Saturday to baptise in beer all those who are worthy of our Lord Raptor Jesus's glory.
See you there Rev.

I see we have members from all nationalities... those with stella, guinness, becks, Dos Equis, Red Stripe... even some daft mothers carrying cans of fosters...
Sermon by his honorable Rev. Father pope john ZF the 13th.

[mossy]

Originally Posted by zombie_freak13

I see we have members from all nationalities... those with stella, guinness, becks, Dos Equis, Red Stripe... even some daft mothers carrying cans of fosters...
Sermon by his honorable Rev. Father pope john ZF the 13th.

I'm not sure we include those of little faith...ie, Fosters drinkers.

[zombie_freak13]

Originally Posted by mossy

I'm not sure we include those of little faith...ie, Fosters drinkers.

Mossy, you know that we here at the Eternal Church of Raptor Jesus Christ and Beer accept everyone, even stupid twats from an island of convict sheep shaggers.

[mossy]

Originally Posted by zombie_freak13

Mossy, you know that we here at the Eternal Church of Raptor Jesus Christ and Beer accept everyone, even stupid twats from an island of convict sheep shaggers.

I guess. Those feckers need all the help they can get really. Just don't expect me to welcome Bud Light drinkers into the congregation will ya. Even Raptor Jesus himself would smite those feckers down.

[zombie_freak13]

Originally Posted by mossy

I guess. Those feckers need all the help they can get really. Just don't expect me to welcome Bud Light drinkers into the congregation will ya. Even Raptor Jesus himself would smite those feckers down.

So it was written, so shall it be done. Raptor Jesus shall devor the souls and bodies of any man, woman, or child who willing consumes that which must not be named.

[mossy]

Originally Posted by zombie_freak13

So it was written, so shall it be done. Raptor Jesus shall devor the souls and bodies of any man, woman, or child who willing consumes that which must not be named.

Innnn thhheee naaame of Raptor Jesus....hell a lula.

[zombie_freak13]

Originally Posted by mossy

Innnn thhheee naaame of Raptor Jesus....hell a lula.

If we come upon one who needs serious spiritual cleansing, we may just stop taking the beer out of the bottles, and begin pelting them with the bottles, hoping that the shards of broken glass and the heavenly liquid will purify their bodies and souls.