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Old 03-27-2013, 01:19 PM   #61
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Just 2 weeks before wide release this pile of crap now has an official rating... PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language, some drug material, partial nudity, comic violence and gore.

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Old 03-27-2013, 03:57 PM   #62
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Why are they still making these?
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I somehow managed to miss the first four, so for me it's a non-event.

Wait....I did see about two minutes of the one where Chris Elliot as a creepy Igor type character sniffs some teen girl's panties. When the break dancing sequence involving the guy in the wheelchair started, I got the hell outta dodge.
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8% on RT so far...

"When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in a movie, you know it's bad. SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that a DJ spinning a pizza instead of a record is what passes for a sight gag. Or a woman having sex with a microwave..."

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8% on RT so far...

"When you find yourself wishing there was more Lindsay Lohan in a movie, you know it's bad. SCARY MOVIE 5 is so bad that a DJ spinning a pizza instead of a record is what passes for a sight gag. Or a woman having sex with a microwave..."

I bet this soars to the top of the box office chart this weekend.

Mainstream audiences really has no taste and they're the reason this kind of shit keeps getting made.
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Remember when spoof films were funny?

Hell the people responsible for Scary Movie 3-5 were involved with some of my favorite spoof flicks.

I just don't get it.
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Remember when spoof films were funny?

Hell the people responsible for Scary Movie 3-5 were involved with some of my favorite spoof flicks.

I just don't get it.
I know.

David Zucker created one of the best spoofs of all time. Airplane.

What happened ?
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I know.

David Zucker created one of the best spoofs of all time. Airplane.

What happened ?
I don't understand what happened either. Maybe he used all his good jokes in that and The Naked Gun series.

I remember when it was announced he would be doing Scary Movie 3 I got excited.

3 had some funny bits but was mostly trash and even worse is all 4 did was repeat the same fucking gags.

It's possibly he hit his head or something.
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I don't understand what happened either. Maybe he used all his good jokes in that and The Naked Gun series.

I remember when it was announced he would be doing Scary Movie 3 I got excited.

3 had some funny bits but was mostly trash and even worse is all 4 did was repeat the same fucking gags.

It's possibly he hit his head or something.
Totally forgot about The Naked Gun. Those were good.

Scary Movie 3 had some OK parts but that's when it started going downhill.
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Totally forgot about The Naked Gun. Those were good.

Scary Movie 3 had some OK parts but that's when it started going downhill.
I'm a big fan of The Naked Gun trilogy. I also loved BASEketball from him.

I remember the others gag with Michael Jackson made me laugh. Zucker recycled the Jackson gag for 4 and it wasn't funny.
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