The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise

[Boilersuit_Mayhem]

Originally Posted by oxley

Thousands, and thousands of movies? I don't think Roger Ebert has seen that many. There is NO way.

You lie boy, you lllliiiiieeee!

I've seen a couple of thousand movies in just the past couple of years (I've been keeping tabs on them online). So, it's absolutely possible for someone to have seen "thousands and thousands of movies", depending on their age. And, considering that I'm a fairly old fuck, I'm pretty sure that I've seen thousands and thousands of movies in my life, so far.

I can't remember most of the fucking things, mind you.

[NightmareWarrior]

i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.

[horrorking95]

Originally Posted by NightmareWarrior

i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.

I'm afraid that I might end up like that one day. I already have about 170 horror films in my collection and I'm only 18

[NightmareWarrior]

Originally Posted by horrorking95

I'm afraid that I might end up like that one day. I already have about 170 horror films in my collection and I'm only 18

mine is mixed with all type of genres, not just horror.

[H.P. Pufncraft]

Originally Posted by NightmareWarrior

i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.

I think I have around that amount. I probably have too many as I have nowhere to put them.

[Boilersuit_Mayhem]

Originally Posted by NightmareWarrior

i own about 850 movies in my dvd collection. I have a separate room just for my dvds.

I think I own around 4,000+ DVDs and BDs, of which 1,000+ are horror. My collection is banished to the attic because there isn't enough room for it. 4,000 might sound like a lot, but it's fairly modest compared with some collections/hoardes.

[VampressTristine]

Originally Posted by Myerszilla

Alright, my revised list of the franchise films from top to bottom would go as follows:

1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
5. Texas Chainsaw 3D
6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation

Mine would be the same, except The Beginning would follow TC3D. The original and the remake make a good back-to-back watch, and I think the hilarity of TCM2 will go well with the brainlessness of TC3D.

[Freddy_Lives]

TCM 3D 5/10

Well I finally watched it

Beautiful Leading Ladies: Check all though said ladies do not get nude the ejaculation that could have been

Dan Yeager as Leatherface:

Screenplay:

Some ok kills: check

It's watchable but lacks the vibe a TCM brings to the table usually.

I would dare say TCM The Next Generation was better.

[Klown]

After watching the new Chainsaw, I went back and revisited the rest of the series.,,

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre - 5/5

Best of the best. Still extremely effective to this day. One of the few films that really got to me.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 - 3.5/5

A significant departure (almost complete opposite) from the first film. Gory and not scary in least. It funny as well, and infinitely quotable. From "Lick my plate you dog dick" to "Oh my achin' banana" it never fails to amuse.

Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 - 2.5/5

More in line with the original, TCM isn't a bad film. Just a flawed one. Nothing about it really stands out. The violence is fairly mild. It doesn't bring anything new to the table. Still it has it's heart in the right place, and the cast is pretty enjoyable.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation - 1/5

Terrible on every level. Only worth watching for Matthew McConaughey's batshit crazy performance.

[Freddy_Lives]

Originally Posted by Klown

Terrible on every level. Only worth watching for Matthew McConaughey's batshit crazy performance.

Where do you rank TCM 3D ???