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Old 05-11-2013, 07:03 PM   #8921
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I get offered money to dress up as her for kids birthday parties about once a month. There is no way in hell I could pretend to be a 'princess' at a little kids parties
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:05 PM   #8922
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You should do it for the $$$$$$$$$
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:08 PM   #8923
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Mentally it feels like whoring my self out for Disney. Also I hate most children (really its the lack of parenting).
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:11 PM   #8924
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Mentally it feels like whoring my self out for Disney. Also I hate most children (really its the lack of parenting).
Disney pays well lol but I hear you on the hating most children and not to mention at birthday parties they are sticky and screaming so touching you would be a no-no I'm sure.
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Old 05-11-2013, 07:50 PM   #8925
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I get offered money to dress up as her for kids birthday parties about once a month. There is no way in hell I could pretend to be a 'princess' at a little kids parties
Why not? You would look hawd as hell. Plus the moooney!
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I could see you coming to a party with a bow and arrow but miss the target and instead take out one of the kids. You could say something like "thank you for your consideration" and just walk away.
Id save the world from a couple little jerks that way.

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Why not? You would look hawd as hell. Plus the moooney!
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I'd have to be drunk to get through it, and apparently drinking at kids parties is frowned upon. Its bad enough being known as 'that girl...with the hair' I'd rather not tarnish my awesomeness with 'that girl who dresses up as Merida'.
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I'd have to be drunk to get through it, and apparently drinking at kids parties is frowned upon. Its bad enough being known as 'that girl...with the hair' I'd rather not tarnish my awesomeness with 'that girl who dresses up as Merida'.
I think if you slick it you could pull off Ariel as well
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I think if you slick it you could pull off Ariel as well
The only thing people think I resemble are disney princesses and the women in botticelli paintings. WTF?
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I'd have to be drunk to get through it, and apparently drinking at kids parties is frowned upon. Its bad enough being known as 'that girl...with the hair' I'd rather not tarnish my awesomeness with 'that girl who dresses up as Merida'.
Oh girl, you are sandbagging quite a bit here.
Merida or original craftychicka - both look awesome - to me! And the kiddies will luv u! The boys dig it and the kids too. What more can you ask for?!

Btw., you are not the only one...



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Boticelli? Sounds extra-classy in my art-educated european ears!
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