The Big Sex Thread - BLOODY-DISGUSTING

GidgetGein · 01-22-2011, 05:41 PM

Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

Where's the craziest place you've done it?

Titty fucking? y/n

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

AND GO!

voodoo_dolly · 01-22-2011, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GidgetGein

Because everyone who frequents whateverland is a pervert.

Where's the craziest place you've done it?

Titty fucking? y/n

How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Also, the perfect thread for Voodoo to share stories. This thread is 100x's better than your favorite porn star thread.

AND GO!

I

you

brain dead · 01-22-2011, 05:43 PM

It's the big sex thread. I have a small penis. Does that exclude me from posting?

sarsoor · 01-22-2011, 05:44 PM

Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!

voodoo_dolly · 01-22-2011, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarsoor

Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!

We don't already do that?

GidgetGein · 01-22-2011, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voodoo_dolly

I

you

I know. I know.

Quote:

Originally Posted by brain dead

It's the big sex thread. I have a small penis. Does that exclude me from posting?

Yes. Get out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarsoor

Fucking hell! Now we got to listen to Jake's sexual frustrations!

And yours.

NurseMcTavish · 01-22-2011, 05:48 PM

This should make for some good lolz.

sarsoor · 01-22-2011, 05:49 PM

Mods please don't lock this thread.

brain dead · 01-22-2011, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GidgetGein

Yes. Get out.

*opens penis enlargement email*
*clicks highly suspect link*
*enters credit card details*
See you in 4-6 weeks, guys.

GidgetGein · 01-22-2011, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stewietantrum

Weird locations? When I was in high school, I took a trip with my mom and girlfriend. While my mom was driving, I sat in the backseat of the car directly behind her with my (then) girlfriend and got a blowjob. She pretended to be sleeping with her head on my lap.

This is awesome. I know I'd be that oblivious as a mom.

Anyway, I've never done it in a weird place... Except for in this cabin that looked like the cabin from Evil Dead.

01-22-2011, 05:41 PM	#1
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