Corrupt a wish game

[sL℮v¡и]

granted, but there was an all day showing of "Jason X"

[radar gambino]

Originally Posted by Dax

Granted, but you crash and die first lap in.

I wish I had an all day horror channel

granted but all it plays is house of the dead....i wish every girl i hooked up with wasnt fuckin nuts

[Slash Happy]

Granted, but the only thing this horror channel shows is Uwe Bowl movies...

I wish I had a million dollars.

[sL℮v¡и]

granted, they all have herpies.

i wish i had the Munster's Dragula.

[Dax]

'I wish I had a million dollars'

Granted, but you lose 999,999 after being caught peddling stolen goods.

'I wish I had the Munster's Dragula'

Granted, but you find out that it's only a prop.

I wish I had lesbians making out in my living room

[sL℮v¡и]

Granted, but it was on a computer that is placed in your living room

[sL℮v¡и]

dammit i keep forgetting about the wish!! grr..

i wish i had a big house

[stephie66]

granted, but it burnt down while you were having a romantic evening with your significant other {candles...seductive but dangerous}

I wish I could eat taco bell right now

[horror_whore]

granted: you do.......but it gets stuck in your throat and you cough so violently that blood starts coming up...............(sick)




i wish i could fly....

[BarkerRulez]

granted: but you become blind so you fly into shit all the time


I wish me and Mr T were best friends