Well it’s about time. I’m guaranteed to get this.

Soylent Green….

…is PEOPLE

ONLY YOU…
…can prevent botox

I told you, I can take it! Just tell me how bad it is!

Bait 3D: Reverse-sushi night.

Bait 3D: Pictured: Too much free time.

That’s right, sir, failure to hail to the king.

Just put down: immediate execution.

I’m hear to kick butt, and catch a maniac cop…

…and I’m all out of butt…

Impressed by the trailers I saw, I went to see this movie anticipating the best ghost movie of the year. I was sorely disappointed.

Right off the bat, I feel cheated and deceived by the words posted clearly […]

You’re gonna need a bigger gun.

I wouldn’t be in favor of a remake- the first film was a masterpiece- but if they can make a sequel that’s more then just mindless gore, they might be able to return some (small amount of) dignity to the […]

I’d keep it secret until New Years Eve, wait until the first firework was heard, pull the mask on, dive for cover, and loudly exclaim, “Ihr habt mich gefunden!? Ich werde die Katze essen!”

Or I’d store it next […]

“And I thought they felt bad… on the outside!”