AlecHorror @alechorroractive 9 months, 1 week ago
Are you serious?
I just got my nails done!
i really wish this costume would fit!
How many times do i have to tell you?
keep your hands out of the cookie jar!
I told you..
Stop eating your brother!
You’re embarrassing me!!
She texted me back “K.”!!!!!!!
i knew it..
they gave me the wrong instructions!
its like putting stuffing in a turkey
After 10 years of marriage…
thats how you will see your wife
And that is why you don’t go tanning.
so you agree..?
The plastic surgery worked!
You could have told me you where on your period.