Fart jokes a 3rd grader would make. Endless black stereotypes. Pop culture references that will be outdated beyond belief in about two to three years tops. Cringe worthy annoying puns. These movies are made for douchebags.

The Slender Man! Well it was only a matter of time before someone made a real Slender Man movie. We’ll see how it turns out.

King Kong 33 > King Kong 76 > Japanese King Kong movies > King Kong 2005 = Son Of Kong

An essential classic and for good reason: it’s creepy as fuck! It definitely deserved more attention than it got and luckily newer fans seem to be discovering it the last few years. I will say it’s not *perfect* […]

Agreed man those were two really good examples of normal chicks and it worked all the better for it. And shit guys don’t get me wrong I would destroy those chicks in the new TCM it just gets old seeing the same […]

You know why the original TCM and a lot of other older horror films worked? Well aside from atmosphere and talent, was the fact that the characters actually looked like normal people. Thus people really thought […]

While I did find Scream 4 to be better than the overrated second installment and worlds better than the overblown mess of the third film, I still felt it was unsatisfying. For one thing there was WAY too much […]

I really liked the first one. I found it a lot more interesting and engaging than that overrated tripe The Exorcism Of Emily Rose. There were even a few creepy parts! Okay the ending was…not the best….but it […]

I think I’m among the few not blown away by this.Number one it didn’t feel like Halloween or even that much of an atmospheric slasher film. It felt like a Resident Evil video game or something. The characters were […]

I’m interested in the all seeing eye type symbol that keeps popping up in this one. The thing about these movies is they’re always fun to watch at least once in the theatre. Not much replay value though.