The last time this happened to me was actually very recently. While it wasn’t ever super hyped-up like Hostel was, the tagline for the movie, The Apparition, got me kind of excited. “Once you believe, you die.” […]

JSSA: Joey Fatone demanded that his agent leave a snack for him on the right side of the stage.

JSSA: In the same frame: Low resolution shot of the special effects; High resolution shot of a dented speaker.

Bait: His last words to his friend were: “Don’t laugh! You’re tied to the other end of the rope.”

JSSA: Ugh! The photographer got his gross, healing thumbnail in the shot.

Bait: Alright! Now that he’s taken the bait, reel him in slowly. You don’t want the line to snap.

JSSA: When they love you, girls throw their panties on the stage…
but when they hate you…

Bait: So that’s what was clogging the vent!
Thanks, Shark!