Turn your head and cough, please.

You didn’t have to throw the plate at me. You could have just said you hated marinara sauce.

You could have warned me about that particular piece of jewelry.

If I’d known you were ticklish there, I wouldn’t have done that thing with my tongue.

That was the wrong hole!

My doctor told me I had to take a LAXATIVE!

Dammit, I told you my safe word was ‘Albuquerque’!

Using ‘The Hills Have Eyes’ and ‘The Blair Witch Project’ in this list, would that make John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ eligible for this list as well? It is a movie about an isolated group of individuals in a remote […]

Andrew W.K.!

The 40th Anniversary Tour!

Tastes like it was made in New York City.

Now hold still! That was just the outline.

Well I’ll be. Ya do cum blood, don’t ya?

‘scuse me ma’am. Ya ketchup bottle’s a little squirty.

Yawp! I’m fubared.

Can you hide your weed in that thing as well as smoke it?

Puff, puff, pass! You know how it goes.

If this is Wonderland, and you’re the Caterpillar, then I am going to hate to meet the Mad Hatter.

If that’s your ‘O’ face, no wonder you need to cyber.

Really, I am a vampire! That’s why I’m so shiny.

I heard Detroit was a dead city, but this is ridiculous.