You really want to know what I am thinking ? Read my tiny thought bubbles.

Damn vapor cigs….

The store was out of honey bear bottles, so i had to use a marshmallow fluff jar for the bong.

Please arrive 1 hour early for your colonoscopy.

American Apparel… Not just for the ladies.

Dr. Oz and the Big “O” will see you now…

DAMMIT…This is the last time I go noodling at Fukushima.

“I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey. We think differently than the face and body boys… we’re a different breed.”

Now with overly scrubbing bubbles.

Dawn Plus Hand Renewal Dish Soap….Now made in China.

If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit.

Officer….I would like report the theft of my dignity.

You should hear her version of my rights…

This is not the Doug I was looking for.

Always establish a “safe word”.

Some corks are better left unpopped.

p…p….p….pokerface, muh muh muh muh.

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue…

Serenity now !!!!

PLAINTIFF: SHAUNA MACDONALD
DEFENDANT: R. KELLY’S BLADDER INFECTION