HA! Sounds crazy enough to work I got bit by a squirrel once. Those little teeth of theirs hurt like hell.

Freddy Mercury lives!

That’s so cool! Makes me wonder if Raymond Burr were still alive would they ask him to do a cameo. Then again, Raymond Burr would be 96 if he were still alive, so maybe not :S

1. Evil Dead 2
2. Drag Me to Hell
3. Army of Darkness
4. Evil Dead

I know my ordering is a little odd; I loved all of the Evil Dead movies and I loved Drag Me to Hell, so my ordering is just a matter of […]

No Anna Faris, no interest. That being said, she probably made the right decision not coming back to the series. These stopped being funny after the third one (although the fourth did have its moments). This one […]

I’m also a big fan of John Carter, and Battleship was indeed a fun albeit cliched film (although the last 15-20 minutes definitely made up for the rest of the movie).

While that JP poster does indeed suck, I’m grateful that it’s being rereleased (albeit in 3D) because I wasn’t lucky enough to see it in the theatre when it was released. So I’m definitely looking forward to Jurassic Park 3D!

Yesss, Gremlins 2! “Start spreading the news!”

It definitely looks terrible, but it looks like a good kind of terrible, so there’s that.

Gotta say, while the other ‘Twilight’ clones seem to have a least a semblance of originality to them, this one just looks piss-poor.

Fear not, Zombie-Killa; I, too, LOVED Godzilla 1998. So you’re not alone

As for what’s going on with the reboot, man, we’ll be lucky if we ever see it the way things are shaping up now.

F**k Hollywood with a rusty saw.

I can see how Session 9 could be considered a slasher, but it really isn’t. Either way, it’s one of the worst horror movies I’ve ever seen.

It looks cheesy and dumb. I thought the original was awful. This one makes the original look like an Oscar winner.

For more recent calorie-burners, I’d personally select Paranormal Activity 3 and Insidious. My heart was racing and I was practically sweating with both these flicks. Otherwise, I’d put The Exorcist at the top of […]

This actually looks like it’d pretty funny. It’s got a great cast too so I think I’ll check this one out.

I LOVE this movie. Definitely one of the best horror comedies ever made (even if it does lean more towards the comedy side). Goldie Hawn, Meryl Streep and even Bruce Willis are all laugh riots in Death Becomes […]

43. I’m no psychopath but at least I’m unstable. Yay!

On one hand, Green made Your Highness and The Sitter. On the other hand, his early films were renowned for having incredible cinematrography. On the other other hand, Suspiria doesn’t need a remake but on the […]

Thank you for posting such a sensitive and insightful article. Seriously, this kind of support for the LGBTQ spectrum means the world to me. Kudos!