It’s already off to a great start with the Free Comic Book Day issue. Becky Cloonan’s art is AMAZING.

“Hi I’m Wally! What’s your name?”

“Pierce.”

When Julio said he threw up a little bit in his mouth

Walter immediately regretted saying “prove it.”

That’s what you get

for calling it a tramp stamp.

Sharon vowed to do anything

to get her hands on the Free Comic Book Day Walking Dead issue

Shut your filthy mouth!

NOES 2 is a MASTERPIECE!!!

That dude wasn’t kidding

when he said Lindsay Lohan was a fire crotch.

No, honey, I didn’t get the part.

But everyone on the set of Human Centipede: Full Sequence was really nice.

What happened?

Evan Dickson happened…after I complained about the caption contest winners.

So you really can do what you want to do…

in living color.

Sshhhhh…..don’t tell anyone.

The “big American celebrity” appearance in Human Centipede 3 is just someone jerking off with sandpaper over a picture of Lindsay Lohan.

Kirstie Alley did not react well to being kicked off Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars

You mean the new movie’s post-coversion 3D, not true 3D?

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Gerard Way all the way

And if you’ve never seen Rocktober Blood, track it down. Cheesy movie. AWESOME soundtrack.

Can I get any love for Slither?

(1st pic) Coming to Theaters in 2013: Michael Bay’s live-action “Street Sharks.” It’s gonna be jawsome.

(2nd pic) Coming to Theaters in 2013: Michael Bay’s live-action “Snake Rattle ‘n Roll” starring Joey Fatone

“I Love You Man” was not the first movie in which Paul Rudd used the phrase “Totes McGoats” to end a conversation with ill effect.

The Michael Bay reboot of Dr. Giggles took some creative liberties…