best.

I don’t understand this citation…burn…notice?

Seriously, missing/dead friends aside, ever think about squaring up some of that paperwork in your in box…?

This is an intervention…I’ll let combat green telephone start.

Excuse me officer. Quit checking out my ‘boomstick’…my furrowed brow is UP HERE.

The Bruce Campbell line: casual precinct wear.

Look, Officer Librarian is it? We just wanna take a look at the Necronomicon for like 2 seconds.

Look, I’m not particularly proud of it, but apparently our precinct operates out of a discount dry cleaner/barber shop according to the sign on the wall.

Our glorious, wig-like, mantles of hair have shamed you, sir.

Couple of typos in here, and you ‘credited’ Ti West for making House of the Dead…perhaps you mean House of the Devil?

This movie is pretty good camp fair though.

This is very weird. I’m guessing there is something more to this…like a sloppy contract that someone wants to cash in on. I’m sure this movie will be awful. It’s got a colon in the title! This is a 100 […]