“You say you have a priest fetish?!?!?! This is too good to be true…..am I on “To Catch a Predator”?”

“You kids these days are so ungrateful, back in my day we didn’t even have a television, and you’re all upset because ghosts are talking to you through yours.”

“Girls back in my day had to walk ten miles in the snow to be chased by old creepy guys dressed like priests…..consider yourself lucky.”

Well young lady, back in MY day we didn’t even have a TV to get stuck in.

You wanna popsicle???????

….and the guys in the Hangover thought waking up with a monkey and a missing tooth was bad!!!

Because you have to get a little unconventional when you’ve already taken 97,443 headshots of yourself with your camera phone.

Because the duckface is SO last year!!!!

The worst case of “meth mouth” I’ve ever seen!!