What Scorpionsey said. The same thing also happens at the end of Evil Dead 2/Beginning of Army of Darkness.

Raimi knew a lot of people watching these films had not seen the previous installments so he did them a favor.

April Fools?

I just don’t think this will happen and will not hold my breath.

I question whether the audience played a role in your review. In my viewing there was hardly anyone in the theater and nobody uttered a blip unless it was out of disgust to the gore. I don’t remember any moment […]

I actually wanted to give it a 4.5 because it is not perfect but it is a great film and a godsend to horror fanatics.

For starters, the reason our protagonists go to the cabin makes a lot of sense and adds […]

I give it a 4.5. I agree that a couple of characters don’t really develop properly though I have a feeling that one of the characters had been pushed aside on purpose as a bit of a joke to the genre.

This film […]

To be fair, I did NOT watch the entire film. Disregard my numerical rating, I can’t give one as I did not watch the whole thing. This is a warning: DO NOT WATCH THIS PIECE OF SHIT. It can easily rank among Jaws […]

This doesn’t even deserve a 2/5 in my opinion. The audience should’ve been paid just to make it to the end. It was excruciating.

Totally agree. I mean how the hell would a script for a piece of shit like this even read? And the effects were so bad; a girl on a bed “contorting” with terrible sound effects. That’s supposed to be scary? I […]

Reminds me of classic Freddy. This film isn’t scary at all but I had to watch it a second time just because of the kills. And for its micro budget they do very well with the death scenes. Give the McMahon more […]

Oh and a Cabin In The Woods prequel sounds awesome. Highly unlikely, or at least it would probably not go as well as we’d hope as I’m sure Whedon would want nothing to do with it, but tasty sounding nonetheless. […]

I’d like to see a sequel to Friday the 13th but the remake was seriously flawed. What the hell did Jason do for all those years? Why did he JUST start taking stuff from that barn? And why didn’t he kill that […]

I would pick a funnier caption if you would just stop spraying blood in my eyes!

Long story short, turns out he was telling the truth!

Gallagher may have lost it but he’s still funnier than last week’s winners.

Word of advice:

Never look into a glory-hole.

You’re pregnant!?

Uhhh, I think my co-op partner needs me…

I can definitely use some co-op right about now..

I didn’t realize you were so…

tall.

Uhh,

you look nothing like your match.com picture.

I know that look…

You just ripped one!