Presidential overcoat $600, Regular ax purchased by the government $13,000, Killing a poor southern vampire who’s hard earned tax dollar paid for said ax…priceless.

Indeed, I did have a relationship with Miss Vampire that was not appropriate.

Republicans hate vampires

Northern Aggression

Shitty Obama costume

I think I sharted

blah…blah…>insert Honey Boo Boo reference here<

The one on the left needs a training bra. She looks like Jonah Hill.

Nothing is more obnoxious than twins

The one on the right is the fat one.

Lesbians

When you two stop pissing on the rug I’ll stop beating you and your mother.

My mom says my dad is a real sex machine.

This is a great ab workout.

Why couldn’t the rest of N’Sync be here for this?

Look at me! Not the puppet!

Love #6 and #7, but they are supposed to be scary. That Super Paper Mario one is messed up! Creepy!

Ok…who f**king farted?

It’s either this or I can eat you alive.

Freeze mother bitches!