They told me RuPaul was the woMan to go to…But look at me now

Is this part of my check up?

This will hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me.

No need to be scared…It will only hurt a lot!

If I were to win, I would smuggle it into the bathrooms at work and come out wearing it and tell everybody that it was like a nuclear bomb when off. And that they shouldn’t enter it for their own healthy and well being

That’s what it looks like? I never made it this far.

Best orgasm ever!

“I’m gonna find it, One way or another.”

Why do I fall for all the freaks?

I couldn’t get laid when I was alive, now that I’m dead people can’t even look me in the face.

300 year old virgin.

Why can’t I be accepted just like everyone else.

Worst Date EVER! I’ll be forever alone

This is my horny face! Like it?

I can’t believe my hair is ruined! I was going out later.

How should I start my dating profile?

Broke. Bad Actor.

It is truly a difficult choice, but I am going to go with Shadow of the Day.

I would have to bring my Jack Russell Terrier, Jack. He may be old and small, but he sure acts like a thug still. Plus I couldn’t leave him alone to be eaten by savages.

Holy F*ck! A dead girl is coming out of the TV. I’m Out.

Oh Shit! This doesn’t look good.