Being posted on March 30th, I sort of assumed this was an early joke post. But…I guess not.

I’m no great fan of Alvarez’s reboot, but I will admit that it’s much more interesting as a sequel than a remake. […]

Even though I despise this remake, a sequel could be interesting. But only if they stop trying to do their own thing (which is meritless garbage, as it turns out) and actually take some cues from the film they’re […]

Sounds interesting. I always enjoy the Psych Halloween episodes, particularly the Friday the 13th/April Fool’s Day homage. James Roday probably has a better idea of what makes horror work than a lot of people […]

I don’t respect your point of view (or your awful hair, or anything you’ve ever posted on this site).

I have nothing else to add really, as you said, it comes down to taste. I just don’t care for the legions […]

Anyone who prefers the remake to the original shouldn’t be writing for a horror site.

Evan…maybe you should be doing something else. Writing for a Disney blog or something.

Scorpionsy, thanks for actually […]

This looks great. Fitting, then, that there are no comments. Everyone must be just smashing F5 trying to find more updates for the latest idiotic Rob Zombie or James Wan hackjob.

Nothing James Wan has been involved with in his career thus far has been “horror done right”.

It’s sad to see how many visitors to this site are apparently tweens who were introduced to the genre by SAW or […]

I don’t get how a horror fan, much less one that frequents this site, could hate the Hatchet series. It’s just good old fashioned backwoods slasher mayhem with a sense of humor. It’s a celebration of horror. I’ll […]

That would be because you’re both idiots.

I’m still torn. To me this is among the least interesting concepts for a TV show, I hate go-nowhere prequels and I especially hate the constant re-imaginings and deflating of the character of Hannibal Lecter. […]

Really looking forward to seeing this. I love everyone involved and a properly executed horror comedy is a thing of rare beauty.

Some of these were great, others just seemed like padding. Still, a nice idea for an article. Better than another god damn Rob Zombie update.

Also, while on the topic of Ash, it’s a shame there isn’t an Ash […]

MY GOD…

WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS MOVIE IMMEDIATELY

Antichrist is a joke of a film. Lars Von Trier is a filmmaker whose career relies entirely on pluralistic ignorance. If people judged everything they saw on its own merit and expressed honest opinions rather than […]

Are you kidding? Atrocious was absolutely horrible. Cringe inducing. The worst possible.

The thing that bothers me about this review is that it sort of feels like reviews of GTA IV back when that came out. Reviewers seemed to be saying everything that I wanted to hear, but none of it actually meshed […]

I don’t quite get the praise this site lavishes on the film. I saw it a while back without any expectations, and thought it was merely alright. Since then I’ve read a number of articles on BD in which the film was […]

Many of my favorite films (Candyman NOT among them) have downbeat endings, but I find it strange when people make blanket statements like this about the genre. Whether or not the ending of a film works is […]

Hellraiser doesn’t always get the credit it should. The first two films in the series are all-time horror classics. The third film I don’t care for as much, but it is superior to all the following sequels. […]

Lauri Strode, because I still don’t accept Halloween: Resurrection as part of the franchise. Her character in the original sequel is really diminished, but in H20 she does an almost Ash-worthy transformation and […]