hmmm… gales’ got her mothers’ ass. lucky bitch.

Oh, so that’s what camel toe is?

what i… no it’s just a brain fart.

“The tripper” i was in that? i directed it? i need to lay off the weed.

dude… what if i made a movie about a killer Reagan?

i love you honey…

i just love weed more.

i love you honey…

i just love your sister more.

this is the face i made after Twinkies discontinued.

this is my serious face.

Man… i look like shit.

i think her name was gale?

i once have sex with a snail. this is my face after.

i once have sex with a snail. best orgasm ever.

is it racist if i don’t like black chocolate.

Maybe if I pretend to have an emotion……. I’ll live longer.

Maybe if I make a face…….I’ll look smart

Just one more Scream and my mustache will grow in all the way.

i thought i wanted a career,
turns out i just wanted paychecks.

it’s only gay if i have boner.

i have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass… and i’m all outta ass.