He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!

I think you’re all fucked in the head. We’re ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out.

Branding an X into your forehead isn’t normal.
But on meth it is.

Holy shit! It’s the attack of Eddie Munster!

Welcome to Celebrity Drug Rehab! For real.

Selena Gomez you don’t look so hot

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck so me hard.

The lovechild of Nancy Grace & Leatherface

Chris MacNeil: Well, give me an example. Like what specifically did she say?
Dr. Drew: Specifically, Mrs. MacNeil, she advised me to “keep my fingers away from her goddamned cunt.”

Please mom no more pea soup! I swear I’ll stop masturbatimg with the crucifix and vomiting on Father Karras, ANYTHING!

How many exorcists does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they all got the fuck out of there when they found out it was possessed.

There is no Regan only Pazuzu!

If you watch The Exorcist backwards it’s about a very sick girl who eats some pea soup and gets better.

The power of christ compels you… to watch every single bad exorcism movie ever made!

Father Merrin: PMS?
Father Damien : Oh yeah,she has it

I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.