Trick or Treat. Trick or Treat. Give me all your brains to eat!

I’ll swallow your soul. I mean your brains.

You’re outsourcing my work….. to India?!!!

Look ma! No cavities! Well, at least none in my teeth!

I’m melting! Melting! Oh — what a world — what a world!

If this falls through, there’s always the remake of the Incredible Melting Man

You hit me! How dare you hit me! Say hello to my little chainsaw!

Here’s my Donald Sutherland impression from Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

Oh no! I’m still in my nightie!

He put two holes in my face from Paris!

It burns! This face must have belonged to a non-glitter vampire!

Oh no, the fire ants got in my mask again!

My Elizabeth Taylor face is too worn out!