How could a film about a dead man returning from the grave to seek vengeance on a killer who collects human eyeballs not be considered even a little bit horror?

Come on people. Even the Crow’s design has […]

Hey, you’re all talking about it.

Therefore, awesome marketing.

I thought it was father Karras that took a dive out the window. Clearly one of us is retarded. . . . .

Wow. I just used him as the subject of a school art assignment (stop motion animation)last week. I’m tripping out. What a legend. I watched Jason and the Argonauts, Sinbad and Clash of the Titans last weekend. The […]

Hate to be that picky asshole guy, but because this is one of my favourite horror films, the correct line is, “It’s all TRUE, the boogeyman is real, and you found him.”

As you’re saying it’s one of your fave […]

Only watched the first. The pace was terrible. Was there a flashback within a flashback? I’m not sure it was that bland I barely stayed awake. Add to that a Scotsman who can’t do American accents and an actress […]

Cowboys love their women the whole month long.

So will they re-release the original under the title The Second Last Exorcism?

I liked House of the devil and the Descent but the fucking blubbering love for these movies has gone too far. No Laurie Strode, No Ripley, no good. Even Sidney Prescott (The most deliberate final girl in final […]

Caught fappin. . . .

By sister!

You’re welcome.

And as far as copying musically, just google any metalcore band of the past ten years. Any at all.

What a masterpiece. Stan Winston would be proud.

Thank you Soturi. There’s nothing here that hasn’t been done before, and better. This is safe rock for bubblegummers.

That is some of the lamest generic shit I have ever heard. Fuckin posers.

Shhhh. Or I’ll show you where I put the 9 ball.

Although Tarantino did not direct it, he did write From Dusk til Dawn so that should give you an idea of how his horror brain works.

I need tissues.