Todd get your sister to her room now, I’ve got another shoulder pain.

Give her a little tappy, tap, tap, taparoo.

KOBE!

That’s my boy! I thought him everything he knows.

Where’s my video camera when I need it?

Mama mia she wants uh some of his cannoli.

It’s not cheating if your wife lets you watch.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Never go full retard

I Am Sam’s dog

Head and shoulders just ain’t gonna cut it

I said no ketchup on my hamburger!

Possum ass tastes better than it looks

Andrea is on the left and Michonne is on the right

Rosie O’Donnell doing the yardwork on a Saturday morning.

We make holes in teeth.

And this is why you shouldn’t smoke crack if you’re pregnant.

A failed audition for Double Mint gum

Officer I told you we don’t want your autograph.

It’s called hair, get some.