Hooga-Chocka @hooga-chockaactive 10 months, 1 week ago
Ben: I liked Jar Jar.
Ben: Yeah, It’s the coolest! You should try it!!
Ben: so I said “My Little Pony” isn’t Just for girls, y’know?
Ben: Yeap, it’s official…
Alex: What is?
Ben: I can’t trust my farts anymore.
Ben: Lol. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
Alex: ‘The fuck?
Ben:”Here’s my Number, so call me maybe!”
Ben: Ghosts huh? I’m afraid we’re gonna have to install a shower cam right away…
For the last time Ben, Your Michael Cera impression is terrible…
Ben: Lol. You fart in your sleep…
Alex: Those weren’t farts…
Ben: We’re Bff’s Right?
Ben: Good. Cuz I’ve been watching you pee.
Alex: Wanna watch “2 Girls 1 Cup”?
Ben: SURE! What is it?!?
Ben: Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Alex: Donkey Kong sucks…
Ben: You know something? YOU SUCK!
Alex: For what?
Ben: I just watched you poop. You’re a grunter huh?
Alex: … *Click*
Ben: “Then I said NO SOUP FOR YOU!”
Alex: “WTF are you talking about?”
Ben: “I seen your mom naked, that’s what.”
Ben: Peekaboo, I see you!
Alex: You’re creeping me out…
Ben: Shhh…Sleep. Sleeeep… God, I’m lonely.
Ben: “Wow. So, 37 huh?
Ben: “Wow. At the same time?”
Alex: Are you okay?!?
Ben: Yeah. Turns out the ghost’s name is Lenny. He thought I was a puppy.
Ben: I can’t wait to be in Paranormal Activity 5!
Ben: “After Gigli, she’s not as hot. Wait, what were we talking about again?”
Alex: “My heavy periods.”
Ben: “Oh… uh… Ghost! Behind you!!”
Ben: “They made the taco shell from Doritos! YOLO!”
Alex: “I hope you die” *CLICK*
Ben: “‘the fuck?”
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