Ben: I liked Jar Jar.

Alex: *BLOCKED*

Ben: Yeah, It’s the coolest! You should try it!!

CAKE FARTS

Ben: so I said “My Little Pony” isn’t Just for girls, y’know?

Alex: …

Ben: Y’KNOW?!?

Ben: Yeap, it’s official…

Alex: What is?

Ben: I can’t trust my farts anymore.

Ben: Lol. What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Alex: ‘The fuck?

Ben: …

Ben:”Here’s my Number, so call me maybe!”

Alex: *CLICK*

Ben: Ghosts huh? I’m afraid we’re gonna have to install a shower cam right away…

For the last time Ben, Your Michael Cera impression is terrible…

Ben: Lol. You fart in your sleep…
Alex: Those weren’t farts…

Ben: …W-What???

Ben: We’re Bff’s Right?
Alex: Yeah
Ben: Good. Cuz I’ve been watching you pee.

Alex: Wanna watch “2 Girls 1 Cup”?
Ben: SURE! What is it?!?

Ben: Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Alex: Donkey Kong sucks…
Ben: You know something? YOU SUCK!

Ben: Sorry
Alex: For what?
Ben: I just watched you poop. You’re a grunter huh?
Alex: … *Click*

Ben: “Then I said NO SOUP FOR YOU!”

Alex: “WTF are you talking about?”

Ben: “I seen your mom naked, that’s what.”

Ben: Peekaboo, I see you!
Alex: You’re creeping me out…
Ben: Shhh…Sleep. Sleeeep… God, I’m lonely.

Ben: “Wow. So, 37 huh?

Alex: “Yup…37…”

Ben: “Wow. At the same time?”

Alex: Are you okay?!?

Ben: Yeah. Turns out the ghost’s name is Lenny. He thought I was a puppy.

Ben: I can’t wait to be in Paranormal Activity 5!

Alex: …uhhh…

Ben: What?

*SNAP*

Ben: “After Gigli, she’s not as hot. Wait, what were we talking about again?”

Alex: “My heavy periods.”

Ben: “Oh… uh… Ghost! Behind you!!”

Ben: “They made the taco shell from Doritos! YOLO!”

Alex: “I hope you die” *CLICK*

Ben: “‘the fuck?”