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ImPetrified commented on the post, Here’s Your First Look At Ti West’s Top Secret ‘The Sacrament’!! January 29, 2013 9:22 pm

I actually met the crew for this film at the Savannah Film Festival. Even got to talk to the DP, a great down to earth guy. But maaaan! they wouldn’t tell me ANYTHING about this movie! Not even what type of horror […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, ‘DmC Devil May Cry’ Review: Sex, Demons, And Propaganda January 16, 2013 11:00 pm

Baaaww! baaaww! They should rename it Fanbois May Cry.
ImPetrified commented on the post, ‘DmC Devil May Cry’ Review: Sex, Demons, And Propaganda January 15, 2013 10:44 pm

Pro: Sex scene in the opening sequence, which old Dante was never man enough to have.
Con: No frickin’ taunt button! what gives!?
ImPetrified commented on the post, [FEAR AWARDS] What Was The Scariest Game Of 2012? January 8, 2013 8:27 pm

Lone Survivor, without a doubt.
ImPetrified commented on the post, [BD Review] Jonny Gives His Take On ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ January 5, 2013 11:59 pm

You hear that guys?! Leatherface has depth and character this time! I can see it now….He saws someone’s head clean off….then kneels. He mumbles through his mask of human skin….”Alas poor hitchhiker, I knew […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, [BD Review] Jonny Gives His Take On ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ January 5, 2013 11:55 pm

Yes. Yes it does, lol.
ImPetrified commented on the post, [BD Review] ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Is Batsh*t Dumb But Kind Of Fun January 5, 2013 12:12 am

You know I’m glad someone had the courage to come out and say it. I saw the original and really only the door slamming scene and the ending were scary or interesting. The remake was waaay more engaging, and I […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, [BD Review] ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Is Batsh*t Dumb But Kind Of Fun January 5, 2013 12:08 am

The review made me laugh, but what’s funnier is you actually still want to go see it. A mystifying testament to horror fanboy worship. The producers knew this was a piece of crap, so they released it in January, […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, [BD Review] Evan Dickson Calls ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Dumb Fun! January 4, 2013 11:54 pm

You guys didn’t really think this was gonna be a good movie, did you? The ’3D’ in the title should have been a dead giveaway. Plus it’s being released in January, the dumping ground for films the producers […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, [BEST & WORST '12] Lonmonster’s List Of The Worst Films Of 2012 December 25, 2012 4:41 pm

The Apparition is the biggest steaming pile of donkey $hit to come to theaters this year. Also ATM was just ridiculous.
ImPetrified commented on the post, [Special Feature] Psychology and Horror: A Means To An End. Dissecting ‘The Human Centipede 2′ December 25, 2012 12:59 am

Wtf? Nice try, Mr. Working-on-my-BA-in-Crim, lol. You know that’s cool you’re….you know, aspiring to something, or whatever. But like, don’t…..prop up some one-dimensional piece of torture porn as “unique”, or […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, [WTF] Indie Filmmaker Charged With Corrupting Morals December 24, 2012 2:45 pm

Sucks for that dude! He should….you know, move to like….some country that has like, freedom of speech or some shit. Or whatever.

The term torture porn is quite apt in most cases, btw.
ImPetrified commented on the post, A “Sinister” Spoof Of Latest ‘A Haunted House’ Poster December 21, 2012 12:41 am

Lmao!
ImPetrified commented on the post, Exclusive ‘A Haunted House’ Poster Gives Homage To ‘The Last Exorcism’! December 19, 2012 4:33 pm

Looks hilarious, lol. I love how it pokes fun at the fact they keep making sequels to the “last” Exorcism. The Last Exorcism 2: ….Again! The Last Exorcism 3: …Ok for real this time! The Last Exorcism 4: …Uh, […]
ImPetrified commented on the post, IFC Midnight Acquires Body Horror ‘Errors of the Human Body’ September 14, 2012 9:52 pm

I actually fell asleep watching the Divide, not even joking. But this movie looks like a serious mind fuck. Can’t wait to watch this one.
ImPetrified commented on the post, The Trailer For ‘Texas Chainsaw 3D’ Is Here, And There’s A Sh*t Ton Of Revving!!! September 14, 2012 8:34 pm

Eh, it looks okay. I’ll probably see it if nothing better comes out in January. It loses points in my book for falling back on the old “retarded teenagers go to an old house in the middle of nowhere and get […]

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