I may be a zombie but this Sumatran rat-monkey ain’t something I’m willing to let live.

Your soul better stop dancing and if it doesn’t, I’m gonna shoot you again.

“And Jeff Goldblum thought he had it bad at Jurassic Park.”

“Carrie doesn’t have shit on me.”

I have to do WHAT with that crucifix?

His reaction to thinking about his tub scene with Kathy Bates. he just can’t take “Misery” seriously anymore.

The proper reaction to seeing The Cabin in the Woods. Too perfect to live anymore.

Gizmo: “So that’s what knee deep means.”

Jumping on my Jack ain’t like flickin’ no stick, man. You can’t just full throttle while looking at your neighbor’s boy. Ya gotta… ya know… take it easy, smooth sailing, maybe play some Earthworm Jim or something […]

Put your pink tongue inside my yellow mouth.

Do you smell crickets?

(the movie is Slither)