“save it FROM its wicked and dangerous tendencies.” I should never try to write this early in the morning.

Considering the movie, the conversation was probably about Jesus. I’m actually not kidding when I say that. We did something roughly two thousand years ago that served as a signal to the Engineers that our […]

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You, over there. Stop laughing at my suit. Ever see 8MM? I killed Tony Soprano. That’s right. Tony f*cking Soprano. I think I can take a little girl.

You know, even for an island of inbreds, you chicks are ugly. That albino retard from “Deliverance” who played the banjo with his toes was hotter. I should know; that guy and I dated for years. Sadly, he dumped me […]

Shut up! “The Weatherman” was brilliant. I co-stared with Anthony Hopkins. Or was that Michael Caine? Oh, who am I kidding? Even I didn’t see that movie.

Hey! This remake is NOT inferior to the original film. The original movie was a MUSICAL for Christ’s sake. This movie has bees. BEES! Did the original have bees? No, I didn’t think so. Case closed.

You, over there. Stop laughing at my suit. Ever see 9mm? I killed Tony Soprano. That’s right. Tony f*cking Soprano. I think I can take a little girl.

“The R Hack Actor Woodward
Roses the Huge Forehead Grows
And Ugly Shabby Suit Neath
My Career is over BEES!”
– W. Blake

“The Ruin of A Career”

– W. Blake