You sound like a whiny fanboy. Bates Motel is rather good. Hemlock Grove was decent, too. Spread your wings.

I was never really impressed with Pitch Black, but I liked the sequel. I’m on board with this one.

Awesome. I love practical effects. Need this to happen. The Thing would have been much better if they used those effects.

I bet all of the zombies smell like curry.

Seed was a disgusting piece of work. From the real footage of dogs being skinned to the baby being killed, ugh, Uwe Boll can go fuck himself.

Why is Lecter always in constant duck face mode?

Has almost the same plot as Darkness Falls.

I always thought that date was rather quick with all of the effects work that needed done. Probably for the best.

I only like the original. The other two are incredibly lame. But, I was interested to see what they were going to do with this one.

Brutal. He was just amazing. Really opened my eyes as a kid. He’ll be missed.

Mama was terrible. It had no scares, terrible plot holes and unlikeable characters. Plus, the CGI Mama was horrendous looking. It got to a point in the movie that I just laughed at everything. It was beyond […]

If people were on the fence, they shouldn’t be after that trailer. Wow. Can’t wait.

The Woman in Black was incredibly boring, but had a decent creep factor to it.

I only have one question for him. “Why do you keep making terrible parodies?”

I agree. It’ll never happen, but that’s fine. I’d rather he work on Star Wars.

Zombie Strippers was so amazing(sarcasm). No thanks. Even the poster looks cheap.

This should be fun. Since it is the end, I expect a wild season.

Hatchet 3 will probably blow more than the second. What a piece of boring garbage.

Apollo is pissed.

Still gorgeous.