I happened to see this movie on Halloween when it played the Scary Movie series at Lincoln Center in NY last week and I was really underwhelmed. I’m not a huge fan of the original but this one doesn’t really […]

Agree. Not a great movie but potentially an interesting premise. I didn’t mind the slow burn and I appreciated the film’s attempt to get us to care about the lead characters. The two threads of the story just […]

Screw you Pleasance. I’m Apatow’s bitch now!

Should I tell ‘em about that “Kick Me” sign?

Some truly scary setpieces and good performances. Atmospherically directed. Sound design is killer. So happy I knew very little about this going in — rare that a movie can take me by surprise but this did it. […]

I’m partial to The Roost. Really liked West’s use of light and shadow in that film and his ability to make something that is essentially campy into a seriously atmospheric mood piece. I deserve to win because at […]

“What do you think? The hat? Too much?”

“No, really, you’ll like it there. Bin Laden and Quadaffi love playing hide and seek.”

“Yes…that’s right…her name’s Betty White. Seen her?”