Anyone gotten their emails yet?

Oh crap, you’re not the farmer’s daughter are you?

But he’s got Bud Light!

Thanks for the (pseudo) cash.

A Rose by Any Other Name: Zombies don’t care if you call them subs, heroes, hoagies or grinders; you still look delicious.

Heroes: The ones that carry a weapon are more effective.

Warning Signs: Sudden zombification may be a sign of spoiled food.

Patience: Wait at least an hour after eating before playing with zombies.

Planning: Make sure to use the right tool at the right time.

Sharing: Zombies only share (you) with each other.

Sloppy Joes: Now with More Joe…

Public Health Code: No Shirt, No Skin, No Service

Only David Hayter would do Snake justice in a remake/reboot…

How much are each of those snowflakes going to cost me?

I don’t know how these “winners” keep getting picked. They are not funny in the least and take way too long to be announced. If Evan (assuming he is the one actually picking them) can’t do it right, then pass it […]

At least our careers will die before we do.

Except that it doesn’t broaden the fan base, it changes it completely. Survival horror and action genres have different audiences, and even though there is a good bit of crossover, the action genre just has a larger fan base.

Isn’t it nice to know that the police will release these videos so that millions of people can enjoy watching us die?

This is going on Tosh.0 isn’t it?