@splat-is-aussie-as-fuck How’s it hanging mate, small and shrivelled as per I reckon!
I’m actually not going to abuse you this time – yeah – shock, horror right? LOL!
Just a comment to say that you’re the only bloke who knows how to take a joke and our mutual piss taking is always good fun!
Now fuck off you Skippy convict bastard!
What? Did you think I was getting mushy there? Pull the other one ya flamin’ drongo:D