Damn you can never find a nurse when you need one!

Doctor your an old hack and your career is over.

I guess I need to talk with Michael about being replaced and renegotiating my contract.

Damn, was that a left followed by 2 rights or was that 2 rights followed by a left to find the exit?

So, it takes a gun to get a lifetime contract with these guys, thanks for the tip.

Your asking yourself, was that 6 or 7 shots?
Do you feel lucky punk?

You mean I’m not Tim Matheson?

If you tell that Michael Myers and his doctor joke one more time I’m gonna shoot you!

Really, in the future I’m funny!