In for the Win. The Haunted Man album cover is just amazing by the way. She is hot.

Death to Videodrome! Long live The New flesh!

I don’t know what I’m touching, but it seems to do the job.

So that is where my watch has gone!

Oh, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you! At last, I know the secret of it all!

Never tell a woman she’s fat.

She was in the splash zone when Shamu the Killer Whale gave birth.

She will never return to Dr. Acula for a gynecological exam. However, she is considering going to Dr. Frankenstein.

She will now consider using Priceline.com.

The driver is thinking “CARWASH!”

Her broken nail is now the least of her worries.

She volunteered to test out the bucket of blood rig meant for Carrie tonight.

She is the biggest newborn I’ve ever seen.

It’s not blood, it’s red dye #40. I’ll explain later.

You just had to be there.

I guess it didn’t go so well.

Damn those bloody Americans.

She curtsied and the Kool Aid Man bowed.