“Can i make a lamp out of your skin? because you brighten up my day.”

Lol i think the fish is gonna treat this more like a hostage situation, and try you in a court of fishy law, and exact revenge in a made for tv thriller entitled “Where there’s a Gill, There’s a way”.

“Just got done with spa day!”

“Fun Fact this is the same car Dale Earnhardt drove.”

Is the picture you’re looking at one of those with a hidden image? It’s a boat….right?

“I can see it now. I’m gonna end up back in Brooklyn with a hairless cat. Called Lester.”

“Back home we got a taxidermy man. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him.”

“To pay the fine would be admitting guilt. We haven’t broken a law. Not one dollar!”

“Nobody puts Baby in a corner!”

“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.”

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”

“I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.”

“You’re one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen and that’s not saying much for you.”

“You’ll meet someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.”

“Sex is a beautiful thing shared between 2 people. Between 5 its fantastic!”

“Who is this girl Cyndi Lauper, and why is she SO Unusual?!”

“Who says you can’t drive with a boot on your tire?!”

“Getting that car horn that plays La Cucaracha, Best idea EVER!”

“I F-ing hate parallel parking!”