Someone should continue this series. I’ve seen a lot of fucked up shit over the years, but for some reason, last weeks episode where they showed him meticulously preparing his feast just made me queasy. Awesome show.

You seem to be handling this good. Now I will put my other fist in.

Does this chain make my lip look fat?

I warned you not to wear that awful headband.

Hang on Brodus, Sweet T is on his way. (wrestling reference)

Hey! Wanna smell my finger?

Trey Songz is fixing to earn his red wings.

I know this one is from Devil’s Rejects but this line pretty much sums up both movies and is my personal favorite.

What’s the matter, kid? Don’t ya like clowns?

Why? Don’t we make ya laugh? Aren’t we […]

“It’s all real. The boogeyman is real…and you found him.” is so perfectly followed up in The Devil’s Rejects by “I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil’s work. I love how both of these movies are so […]

It looks like I’m in the minority here, but I have really enjoyed all of his films. He really should of been pegged to make the TCM reboot which falls perfectly into his gritty style of film making. I know he […]

I mean’t I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE. It’s been a long day a work…

How about the chick from MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY original & remake? Good call on Ripley too (above). Also… on a technical note, Alice used a machete to decapitate Mama Voorhees.

Lets just cut the bs… Go ahead and lose the top.

It’s Dangertainment time with Busta Rhymes

It’s okay… I still want to be friends.

Welcome to “An Albino Family Christmas”!

I thought you said she was a mermaid?

The last movie that I really saw people freaking out was PA3. It was nothing but the same old jump scares that define this series, but it still works. Personally, The Descent was the last movie where I nearly lost […]

I know this sounds odd, but my sisters used to be so hot.