“Sounds” about right… See what I did there?

This poster is reminiscent of the days when my grandmother would chase me around the house without her dentures on. Physical damage-zero, Mental damage- priceless.

1. I need to work out more.
2. That was weird. I like it.

I just can’t bring myself to understand the obsession with this film. After having it in my recommended movies list for months I finally buckled… and was sorely disappointed. I saw the “plot twist” coming from […]

Whoops that was meant for Aaron Emery.

Please watch both, but maybe on different nights so that you can soak up the different flavors.

Hmmm, would be pretty nice if the dame wasn’t a TEENAGER this time. LOL.

Well, I love his (Aaron’s) sexy face, but I hope Calib doesn’t do it… his acting chops are just too good for another over-done franchise.

Wait a minute- I have to sneeze.

I really enjoyed Darkness Falls. Calling it a “giant pile of garbage”… rather uncalled for. I can probably name 10,000 movies that are worse.

why, dear god? why?

I considered movies I simply couldn’t tolerate as not watched, such as Argento films (sorry) and Cannibal Holocaust. I got 15 minutes in, fwd another 25 minutes, then gave up. It was terrible. Italians just […]

WORD. Another way to get us horror watchin’ fools in the theater. I wanted to say no CGI “not including image retouching” in the fine print.

I like your style good man. I like your style…

I like the first one a little less each time I watch it. Great movie poster though, even if the gravity doesn’t make sense.

I will stick this finger up your nose faster than you can say “grandma”.

One more sound and I’m gonna lick this thing.

You’ve got to lick it, before you stick it!